Woman gets sex calls after fake details posted on Net

Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:27

KUALA LUMPUR – What does a jealous woman do when she thinks her boyfriend is getting too close to a female colleague?

In the case of one woman, she tried to smear the other woman's reputation by posting supposed sexual services offered by her rival on several social networking sites.

SMS from stranger
The victim only came to know of her predicament when she received an SMS from an unknown man requesting sexual services.

It was then that the 36-year-old found out that her profile and pictures had been posted on several websites, including Facebook,ahmoi.com and pinksofa.com.

“I was shocked to see my profile stating my interest in people’s boyfriends and husbands," said the woman, who wished to be identified only as Sydney.

“On the page, I was labelled as a ‘loose and steamy woman’ who provides sex,” said the sales executive at a press conference at the MCA Public Services and Complaints Department.

No resolution despite confrontation
“I called up the web hosting provider and demanded that they immediately erase my account. I suspected it was her (girlfriend of the colleague) but when I confronted her by phone she declined to say anything.”

The ordeal continued late last month when she discovered her profile on three more networking sites, including a lesbian website, describing her as a “sex provider”.

According to The Star report, she said she had received at least 200 SMSes and 300 calls from strangers since February.

Once colleagues
Sydney said she was unable to change her mobile phone line because it belonged to her company.

She believed the her colleague’s girlfriend was causing the ordeal. She also said the alleged offender used to work in the same firm and had previously accused her of ruining her relationship with her boyfriend.

She has lodged two police reports over the matter.

Source : The Malaysian Mirror

Malaysians Not So Hot In Bedroom

KUALA LUMPUR: A surprisingly high number of Malaysians are not sexually satisfied, a survey by pharmaceutical company Pfizer has revealed.

Two out of three Malaysian men and three out of four women are not satisfied with their sex lives, the Asia-Pacific Sexual Health and Overall Wellness survey stated. Malaysians are ranked sixth among 13 countries but, if it’s any consolation, Singaporeans fared worse. They are in eighth spot.

India topped the list with 70% of the respondents saying they were satisfied with their sex lives while Japan reported the lowest sexual satisfaction rate at 10%. “The Malaysian figure is higher than the overall Asia Pacific results where 57% of men and 64% of women reported being not very satisfied with sex,” said Dr Rosie King, who led the study in the Asia Pacific region from May to July 2008.

“The survey links the level of erection hardness to sexual satisfaction for men.” said Dr King during a roundtable discussion at a hotel here yesterday.

  The level of erection hardness is measured in a scale of one to four using the Erection Hardness Score (EHS) developed by the European Association of Urology.

“Level one is like tofu where the male organ is large but not hard, level two is similar to a peeled banana where it’s not hard enough for penetration, level three is like an unpeeled banana where it’s hard enough for penetration but not completely, and level four is similar to a cucumber where it’s completely hard and fully rigid,” explained Dr King.

The men were required to evaluate themselves using the EHS during the survey and 40% of Malaysian men reported that they experienced erection below grade four.

Compared to their EHS grade four counterparts, these men have sex less often, are less sexually satisfied, and may suffer from lack of self confidence, or worse, depression.

“We found that greater sexual satisfaction is strongly associated with greater satisfaction with life overall. Generally, men and women who are highly satisfied with their sex life have a more positive outlook on their relationships and life.

In Malaysia, 102 men and 100 women were selected nationwide based onage, marital status, education level, and income to participate in the survey.

Don't Speak English

This is hilarious !!

This piece of news appeared in a local daily today.

A Malay guy was driving through a kampung in Sibu, when a car in front of him blocked his way. He got out from his car and discovered that the car in front was parked and stationary, and the driver was nowhere to be seen. He then asked a passerby, who was also a Malay guy, whether he knew the driver of the parked car.

The passerby told him that the parked car's owner was having a meal at a nearby stall and pointed out the person to him. The Malay driver then approached the driver of the parked car, who was a Chinese, and told him in English that his car was blocking his way.

Upon hearing this, the Malay passerby came up to the Malay driver and scolded him for speaking English to the Chinese guy. The verbal exchange between the two finally escalated into a fight.

While the two kampung guys were trading blows, the Chinese guy quickly and quietly left the scene, got into his car and drove away.

I just wonder how the two settle their grievances.

Life's full of humorous situations, and this one somewhat tickles me pink and had me in stitches all morning. Thanks to my Angel for this wonderful piece of stress reliever.