Daddy, how was i born ?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


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EVerything I do, i do it for you (Bryan Adams)

I hate printers !!

Printers...they are a damn bloody waste of ink and paper. Shit! That translates into $$$.

And the bundled drivers are often so crappy that they print out junk you don't want or suffer from some incompatibility that screws up your computer's configuration, rebooting your pc every now and then. (One shining example is the Canon Pixma 1880,and i was so pissed off by it that i felt like tossing it in the air and kicking the f**king piece of shit out of my life forever and into the trash.)

And not to mention that they are so enviroment unfriendly. An ink catridge runs out of ink in no time and the enviroment becomes the victim with tons of discarded used catridges contributing to the massive amounts of non-biodegradable garbage in the landfills.

I have so much anger to vent on printers and the atrocious prices we have to pay for inkjet catridges.

But i ain't got no time or energy right now... Perhaps, those of you who got pissed off by inkjet printers would find your frustration spot on by this video...

Printers !! What a load of bullshit !!

Fuel price increase : changing your lifestyle

The hottest discussion topic on everyone's lips these few days is of course non other than the drastic increase in retail prices of petrol and diesel.

After announcing the 40% petrol and 60% diesel price hike, our PM dished out this piece of advice to Malaysians ...."change your lifestyes" ... to cushion the effect and to make life less painful. But how? He had not offered concrete suggestions and ideas.

I think we should take the advice seriously and think about how we can go about changing our lifestyles.

Perhaps, as a sign of good leadership, the PM and all the ministers can set a few good examples on changing lifestyles and saving money on fuel.

Here are a few options they should seriously consider:

With immediate effect, they should all drive Kancils to work; gas guzzling monster cars are a definite no-no these days.

Better still, since Kancils are not versatile enough as they also get stuck in traffic jams, thereby wasting precious fuel, they should abandon four-wheelers and instead zip around on Modenas Krisses.

But, that's not good enough. The best example they can show would be to use and personally experience the effectiveness that the combination of the public transport system (buses, kereta sapu, taxis, LRT, monorial) delivers our VIP commuters to their destinations in the course of performing their duties to the rakyat

And make sure the above actions of leadership by example get a good splash all over the mainstream media. It may hit home and the rakyat may learn a few fast lessons on how to conserve fuel and do what the government is telling them to do.....change your lifestyles.

It sucks !!! big time.

Some tips on getting more out of every litre of petrol

Only fill up your vehicle in the early morning when the ground temperature is cold. Remember, service stations have buried storage tanks. The colder the ground, the more dense the fuel. When it gets warmer, petrol expands. Thus, buying in the afternoon will give you a litre which is not exactly a litre. A one-degree temperature rise is a big deal for business. But service stations do not have temperature compensation at the pumps.

Squeeze the nozzle's trigger at a low speed, thereby minimising vapours created while pumping. Fast pumping will cause liquid petrol to vaporise and get sucked back through the hose's vapour return mechanism. You are getting less for your money.

Another tip was to refuel when your tank is half full. The more fuel in your tank means less air occupying its empty space. Petrol evaporates faster than you can imagine. Petroleum storage tanks have an internal floating roof. This roof serves as zero clearance between the petrol and the atmosphere, so it minimises the evaporation.

Don't refuel when a fuel truck is pumping into the underground storage tank as it could stir up sediment.