Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:27

KUALA LUMPUR – What does a jealous woman do when she thinks her boyfriend is getting too close to a female colleague?


In the case of one woman, she tried to smear the other woman's reputation by posting supposed sexual services offered by her rival on several social networking sites.


SMS from stranger
The victim only came to know of her predicament when she received an SMS from an unknown man requesting sexual services.


It was then that the 36-year-old found out that her profile and pictures had been posted on several websites, including Facebook,ahmoi.com and pinksofa.com.


“I was shocked to see my profile stating my interest in people’s boyfriends and husbands," said the woman, who wished to be identified only as Sydney.


“On the page, I was labelled as a ‘loose and steamy woman’ who provides sex,” said the sales executive at a press conference at the MCA Public Services and Complaints Department.


No resolution despite confrontation
“I called up the web hosting provider and demanded that they immediately erase my account. I suspected it was her (girlfriend of the colleague) but when I confronted her by phone she declined to say anything.”


The ordeal continued late last month when she discovered her profile on three more networking sites, including a lesbian website, describing her as a “sex provider”.


According to The Star report, she said she had received at least 200 SMSes and 300 calls from strangers since February.


Once colleagues
Sydney said she was unable to change her mobile phone line because it belonged to her company.


She believed the her colleague’s girlfriend was causing the ordeal. She also said the alleged offender used to work in the same firm and had previously accused her of ruining her relationship with her boyfriend.


She has lodged two police reports over the matter.

Source : The Malaysian Mirror

hahaha..1Malaysia or 2malaysia

Here are some funny bloggers' comments.
We must laugh to keep our sanity in this
crazy country hahaha!!!

I like the last sentence.....very funny.

Blogger A: Let me try to understand what
Nazri means: If you are an East Malaysian
Christian residing in East Malaysia , you
can use the word 'Allah'. But if you are a
West Malaysian Christian residing in West
Malaysia , you cannot use the word 'Allah'.

If you are an East Malaysian Christian

working in West Malaysia , you cannot use
the word 'Allah'. However, if you are a West
Malaysian Christian working in East Malaysi,
it is alright to use the word 'Allah'.

But if you are either East Malaysian or West

Malaysian Christian on a plane that has just
taken off from East Malaysia to West Malaysia,
you cannot use the word 'Allah'. Similarly if
you are either East Malaysian or West Malaysian
Christian on a plane that has just taken off
from West Malaysia towards East Malaysian,
you can now start using the word 'Allah'.


Blogger B
: Welcome to 1 malaysia, 2 Bibles



Blogger C:
Welcome to 1 Malaysia , 2 Allahs
(East M'sia & West M'sia)



Blogger D
: In-flight announcement before
take-off in East Malaysia: "Ladies & gentlemen,
please fasten your seat belt; put your seat
upright and leave your "Allah" behind.....we're
going to West Malaysia yeah!"



Blogger E:
Can the Christian Sabahans and
Sarawakians in the Peninsular, of whom there
are many, not use the word Allah here? Does
that not sound idiotic? Whenever someone in
the Peninsular uses the word "Allah", do we
have to check his IC to confirm if he is an
authorised user???


Christians all over Malaysia were told to pray

even harder so that the word ALAMAK is not
banned.

Christians worry that UMNO-BN leaders would

think that ALAMAK is the mother of GOD!

KUALA LUMPUR: A surprisingly high number of Malaysians are not sexually satisfied, a survey by pharmaceutical company Pfizer has revealed.

Two out of three Malaysian men and three out of four women are not satisfied with their sex lives, the Asia-Pacific Sexual Health and Overall Wellness survey stated. Malaysians are ranked sixth among 13 countries but, if it’s any consolation, Singaporeans fared worse. They are in eighth spot.

India topped the list with 70% of the respondents saying they were satisfied with their sex lives while Japan reported the lowest sexual satisfaction rate at 10%. “The Malaysian figure is higher than the overall Asia Pacific results where 57% of men and 64% of women reported being not very satisfied with sex,” said Dr Rosie King, who led the study in the Asia Pacific region from May to July 2008.

“The survey links the level of erection hardness to sexual satisfaction for men.” said Dr King during a roundtable discussion at a hotel here yesterday.

 banana The level of erection hardness is measured in a scale of one to four using the Erection Hardness Score (EHS) developed by the European Association of Urology.

“Level one is like tofu where the male organ is large but not hard, level two is similar to a peeled banana where it’s not hard enough for penetration, level three is like an unpeeled banana where it’s hard enough for penetration but not completely, and level four is similar to a cucumber where it’s completely hard and fully rigid,” explained Dr King.

NCI_06 The men were required to evaluate themselves using the EHS during the survey and 40% of Malaysian men reported that they experienced erection below grade four.

Compared to their EHS grade four counterparts, these men have sex less often, are less sexually satisfied, and may suffer from lack of self confidence, or worse, depression.

“We found that greater sexual satisfaction is strongly associated with greater satisfaction with life overall. Generally, men and women who are highly satisfied with their sex life have a more positive outlook on their relationships and life.

In Malaysia, 102 men and 100 women were selected nationwide based onage, marital status, education level, and income to participate in the survey.

4 Frogs & 1 Big Fat Toad

I received this one from an email....it could be true or just plain stupid hearsays....as the big man said, there was no money involved in the deal of the decade.

According to sources the PAY off is financed by some rich Chinese businessmen in the silver state. Probably, the person-who-had-never-met-any-mongolian-gal had approached these rich chinese towkays to do the needful for him.

The beneficiaries of the haram state government:-
1) Katak O and
2) Katak J - (he is greedier than the rest). These two got RM1 - RM2 million each.
3) SHee Frog – She got the most RM10 million.
4) Double-leap Katak - probably got only a few millions.
5) The Big Fat Toad - He also received a few million cash more than the rest of the FROGS but not more than RM4.0 million.

Further the Big Fat Toad through his private vehicle companies will receive some major contracts from the paymaster who is nothing to do with Mongolian government.

This is hilarious !!

This piece of news appeared in a local daily today.

A Malay guy was driving through a kampung in Sibu, when a car in front of him blocked his way. He got out from his car and discovered that the car in front was parked and stationary, and the driver was nowhere to be seen. He then asked a passerby, who was also a Malay guy, whether he knew the driver of the parked car.

The passerby told him that the parked car's owner was having a meal at a nearby stall and pointed out the person to him. The Malay driver then approached the driver of the parked car, who was a Chinese, and told him in English that his car was blocking his way.

Upon hearing this, the Malay passerby came up to the Malay driver and scolded him for speaking English to the Chinese guy. The verbal exchange between the two finally escalated into a fight.

While the two kampung guys were trading blows, the Chinese guy quickly and quietly left the scene, got into his car and drove away.

I just wonder how the two settle their grievances.

Life's full of humorous situations, and this one somewhat tickles me pink and had me in stitches all morning. Thanks to my Angel for this wonderful piece of stress reliever.

I used to ride bikes during schooldays and the earlier part of my working life. Times really flies, and now I've been driving cars for so long (some 20 years or more, it seems), I wonder whether I can still handle motorbikes. My love affair with the 2-wheeler has not died, though. Recently I have been doing some window shopping and homework on bikes, and this scooter really grabs my attention. I'm now itching, contemplating and pondering, whether to get this handsome 2-wheel cruiser (my original target was the Yamaha Ego priced around RM5200.00). My search on the Internet turns out mostly positive recommendation for it. Another review also gives it good scores. It's a re-badged Joyride RV and it represents good value in current market prices of bikes.

imageIt is quoted at RM6498.00 on the Modenas website. Buying it here locally means parting with about RM7000.00 of cold hard cash. But, what the heck, take a look at this cool machine.

Why isn't it worth buying for RM7000.00, compared to the RM11,830.00 price per unit it costs the police, as reported in the New Straits Times, dated 2008/08/26. (Below)

New scooters for police
By : Chuah Bee Kim

Datuk Mohd Mokhtar Mohd Shariff with deputy police chief  Datuk Tun Hisan Tun Hamzah  looking at the Modenas Elegan scooters at the Johor headquarters yesterday.
Datuk Mohd Mokhtar Mohd Shariff with deputy police chief Datuk Tun Hisan Tun Hamzah looking at the Modenas Elegan scooters at the Johor headquarters yesterday.

JOHOR BARU: Police in the state will be using scooters to patrol neighbourhoods and increase their presence in public places.

The 48 Modenas Elegan 150cc scooters, which were handed over to the force at the state police headquarters yesterday, will be attached to police stations here as well as in Batu Pahat, Muar, Kulaijaya, Kluang and Kota Tinggi.

State police chief Datuk Mohd Mokhtar Mohd Shariff said the scooters, costing RM11,830 each, would help increase police presence in neighbourhoods as policemen could patrol with greater ease using the machines.

"As Johor police now have better staff strength with the recent addition of 644 policemen, we can carry out more patrols in our crime prevention efforts."

"We will further increase our manpower soon, along with the allocation of RM1.2 million due to the development of the Iskandar Malaysia development corridor.

"This is the first time our policemen are using scooters to patrol the streets and we hope it will make an impact."

Mokhtar said Johor police had also received 246 new patrol cars and 52 motorcycles this year.

The motorcycles are 250cc Kawasaki scramblers and 150cc Kawasaki Ninja.

Besides the fleet of motorcycles, the state police will also be getting two helicopters to be stationed at the contingent soon.
"Previously, a helicopter was flown here once a fortnight. Now, we are getting our own helicopters which can be used for aerial surveillance," he said.

Mokhtar said the state police would launch its second phase community policing programme on Oct 1.

In the second phase, five police stations and 10 beat bases will be set up in neighbourhoods that recorded high crime rates.

Creative packaging

100_6628While shopping for groceries the other day, I saw this colorfully packaged chocolate drink on the shelf.

It was tagged at RM3.30 and came with a free gift of a colored growing toy which would expand 600% if immersed in water for 72 hours.

 

cocorich_200809_01I love an occasional hot chocolate drink. And this was an irresistible offer. So I grabbed 2 of them and parted with RM6.60 at the cashier.

Reaching home, I could not wait to find out what it tasted like, so I ripped open the packing and opened the container, scooped 2 heaped teaspoons of the powder into a cup of hot H2O. Result: a hot cup of steaming hot chocolate drink. The chocolate drink tasted okay, except ,sometimes things were not what they seem.

cocorich_200809_05

 

In this case, it was the packaging to make the productive look like such an incredible value-for-money offer.

Take a peep inside the just opened container. It was only half full. Yes ! 50% product & 50% air. If the product contents had been packed in the rightfully sized container, it would only be half its size and hence might not have attracted buyers, or in this case, me.

Now that's creative packaging.

Time for my next cuppa.