This is hilarious !!

This piece of news appeared in a local daily today.

A Malay guy was driving through a kampung in Sibu, when a car in front of him blocked his way. He got out from his car and discovered that the car in front was parked and stationary, and the driver was nowhere to be seen. He then asked a passerby, who was also a Malay guy, whether he knew the driver of the parked car.

The passerby told him that the parked car's owner was having a meal at a nearby stall and pointed out the person to him. The Malay driver then approached the driver of the parked car, who was a Chinese, and told him in English that his car was blocking his way.

Upon hearing this, the Malay passerby came up to the Malay driver and scolded him for speaking English to the Chinese guy. The verbal exchange between the two finally escalated into a fight.

While the two kampung guys were trading blows, the Chinese guy quickly and quietly left the scene, got into his car and drove away.

I just wonder how the two settle their grievances.

Life's full of humorous situations, and this one somewhat tickles me pink and had me in stitches all morning. Thanks to my Angel for this wonderful piece of stress reliever.

I used to ride bikes during schooldays and the earlier part of my working life. Times really flies, and now I've been driving cars for so long (some 20 years or more, it seems), I wonder whether I can still handle motorbikes. My love affair with the 2-wheeler has not died, though. Recently I have been doing some window shopping and homework on bikes, and this scooter really grabs my attention. I'm now itching, contemplating and pondering, whether to get this handsome 2-wheel cruiser (my original target was the Yamaha Ego priced around RM5200.00). My search on the Internet turns out mostly positive recommendation for it. Another review also gives it good scores. It's a re-badged Joyride RV and it represents good value in current market prices of bikes.

imageIt is quoted at RM6498.00 on the Modenas website. Buying it here locally means parting with about RM7000.00 of cold hard cash. But, what the heck, take a look at this cool machine.

Why isn't it worth buying for RM7000.00, compared to the RM11,830.00 price per unit it costs the police, as reported in the New Straits Times, dated 2008/08/26. (Below)

New scooters for police
By : Chuah Bee Kim

Datuk Mohd Mokhtar Mohd Shariff with deputy police chief  Datuk Tun Hisan Tun Hamzah  looking at the Modenas Elegan scooters at the Johor headquarters yesterday.
Datuk Mohd Mokhtar Mohd Shariff with deputy police chief Datuk Tun Hisan Tun Hamzah looking at the Modenas Elegan scooters at the Johor headquarters yesterday.

JOHOR BARU: Police in the state will be using scooters to patrol neighbourhoods and increase their presence in public places.

The 48 Modenas Elegan 150cc scooters, which were handed over to the force at the state police headquarters yesterday, will be attached to police stations here as well as in Batu Pahat, Muar, Kulaijaya, Kluang and Kota Tinggi.

State police chief Datuk Mohd Mokhtar Mohd Shariff said the scooters, costing RM11,830 each, would help increase police presence in neighbourhoods as policemen could patrol with greater ease using the machines.

"As Johor police now have better staff strength with the recent addition of 644 policemen, we can carry out more patrols in our crime prevention efforts."

"We will further increase our manpower soon, along with the allocation of RM1.2 million due to the development of the Iskandar Malaysia development corridor.

"This is the first time our policemen are using scooters to patrol the streets and we hope it will make an impact."

Mokhtar said Johor police had also received 246 new patrol cars and 52 motorcycles this year.

The motorcycles are 250cc Kawasaki scramblers and 150cc Kawasaki Ninja.

Besides the fleet of motorcycles, the state police will also be getting two helicopters to be stationed at the contingent soon.
"Previously, a helicopter was flown here once a fortnight. Now, we are getting our own helicopters which can be used for aerial surveillance," he said.

Mokhtar said the state police would launch its second phase community policing programme on Oct 1.

In the second phase, five police stations and 10 beat bases will be set up in neighbourhoods that recorded high crime rates.

Creative packaging

100_6628While shopping for groceries the other day, I saw this colorfully packaged chocolate drink on the shelf.

It was tagged at RM3.30 and came with a free gift of a colored growing toy which would expand 600% if immersed in water for 72 hours.

 

cocorich_200809_01I love an occasional hot chocolate drink. And this was an irresistible offer. So I grabbed 2 of them and parted with RM6.60 at the cashier.

Reaching home, I could not wait to find out what it tasted like, so I ripped open the packing and opened the container, scooped 2 heaped teaspoons of the powder into a cup of hot H2O. Result: a hot cup of steaming hot chocolate drink. The chocolate drink tasted okay, except ,sometimes things were not what they seem.

cocorich_200809_05

 

In this case, it was the packaging to make the productive look like such an incredible value-for-money offer.

Take a peep inside the just opened container. It was only half full. Yes ! 50% product & 50% air. If the product contents had been packed in the rightfully sized container, it would only be half its size and hence might not have attracted buyers, or in this case, me.

Now that's creative packaging.

Time for my next cuppa.

Beer & Ice

kuching_food@songfoodcourt_09 Beer... that wonderful drink many cannot do without. It's said to be one of the greatest inventions of all times. These days, many eateries serve the canned beer immersed in buckets of ice-cubes. Nothing like a few well-chilled beers to compliment some tasty, hot and spicy food after a long hard day at work, especially if you are with good company.

kuching_food@songfoodcourt_16Think about it. Some things need not be wasted. They may actually still serve a purpose. Some leftover ice-cubes in the bucket? Wait a minute, don't discard them yet. My friend with whom I was dining told me they could serve a good purpose.

kuching_food@songfoodcourt_04

They are handy for washing your hands after you are done with your food. Save you a trip to the washroom. And you save water, too. That's thoughtfulness... helping the environment.

Lazy & Wasteful

Satay is one Malaysian food which is irresistible to many people. Recentlykuching_food@songfoodcourt_01, I had dinner with a friend at a food court in Jalan Song, Kuching. My friend side-ordered a serving of beef and chicken satay. I for one am not a fan of satay. I fail to understand why some folks go gaga over it. It's expensive to pay for a real meal of satay and only good for either pampering or spoiling your taste buds. It's barbequed stuff and you all know too much of that is bad ain't good for health.

And if you happen to sit next to a satay stall, be prepared to end up smelling like a big walking piece of satay yourself. Smoky !!

kuching_food@songfoodcourt_19The satay and the smoke don't bother me, though. What really comes to me is this... these days,the laziness and wasteful habits of people are astounding and hard to accept. Styrofoam packs meant for takeaway food are being used to serve the satay to sit-in customers. It it was me, I would have second thoughts about ordering food from that satay seller, cos I'll also be guilty of environmental abuse.

Mind you, you as the customer are paying for it as the cost of the disposable and envikuching_food@songfoodcourt_13ronmentally unfriendly thing is passed on to you. We all know that these non-biodegradable junk end up in the landfills and remain there for eternity.

Enjoy food responsibly. But please, don't be lazy and Wasteful.


Quote of the Day:
An argument is the longest distance between two points of view.
--Dan Bennett

Let The Music Heal Your Soul

Music... the universal language



Oh if someone writes a song with a
simple Rhyme (Touch)
Just a song where his feeling show (`N
Sync)
And if someone feels the same about the
simple song (Moffats)
oh sometimes you can hear them sing
(Gil)
music gives you Happiness and Sadness
(Sqeezer)
But it also, also heals your soul
(Nick-BsB)

Chorus
Let the music heal your soul
let the music take control
let the music give you the power to
move any mountain

If someone plays piano with some simple
chords (Touch¨¦)
So melodic and endearing, too (Aaron)
Oh if someone plays guitar with the old
piano (Brian-BsB)
And maybe you can hear them sing (The
Boyz)
Music gives you Happiness and Sadness
(Nick-BsB)
But it also (`N Sync)
it also heals your soul (Bl¨¹mchen)

Chorus

(Brian-BsB)
Let the music heal your soul
let the music take control
let the music heal your soul

Chorus 4x

Wi-fi faces health concerns

From: Red Herring

on 11 December 2003, 22:00
by staff

The mobile telephone industry spent many years – and millions of dollars – fighting charges that wireless handsets could cause brain cancer. Now it looks like the budding wi-fi movement could face its own legal crisis with lawsuits alleging that 802.11 networks can cause similar physical problems.

A few families in the Chicago suburb of Oak Park, Illinois, have filed a class-action lawsuit against Oak Park Elementary School’s District 97. They assert that wireless local-area networks (WLAN) in the school buildings expose their children to potential harm. Their suit points to a “substantial body of evidence that high frequency electro-magnetic radiation poses substantial and serious health risks, particularly to growing children.” The suit does not seek financial damages, but an end to the use of wi-fi in the neighborhood’s schools.

The Wi-Fi Alliance, an industry group with members including Intel, Microsoft, Philips, and IBM, is aware of the suit, and says it will continue to pay attention to developments. “It’s natural when you hear about litigation for people to take notice,” says Alliance chairman Dennis Eaton. “Members are sensitive to the amount of time and effort that might have to be spent defending themselves.”

The small suit could have big ramifications, particularly with wi-fi vendors. Global sales of 802.11 networks reached almost $1.3 billion through the first three quarters of this year, according to market research firm Dell’Oro Group. Tens of millions of people use the technology now, and the company predicts that the number will grow to 707 million by 2008, says Pyramid Research.

Furthermore, as public hotspots invade hotels, airports, and coffee shops, an enormous number of people could claim to be adversely and unknowingly affected by WLANs. That is a key point of the lawsuit. “We have not established a level that can be considered safe or even tolerably safe,” says Ron Baiman, one of the parents who filed the lawsuit. “Our thinking is that it is certainly prudent at this point not to use these in public schools.”

Science, however, may not be on the parents’ side. “In our contact with radiologists and physicians in the Oak Park community, the University of Illinois, and the Illinois Institute of Technology, there were simply no studies that could be brought to our attention that could prove its harm,” says Steve Chowanski, director of management information services for the school district. In addition, wi-fi equipment must meet FCC and EPA emission standards before coming to market. “I think the parents that filed suit are concerned about a cover-up among the commercial interests in the industry,” he adds. “I feel that they do not believe that the standards in place should be used as the benchmark of whether this is safe or not.”

Because there appear to be no studies that specifically measure the biological impact of 802.11 transmissions, the debate is left to analogy. Studies with cell phones and other devices, which do not match the high frequency and low power of wi-fi, are used as comparables. Web sites that Mr. Baiman mentions as sources of information on the problems only list abstracts of studies and do not provide access to the original documents that have the details necessary to judge the accuracy of the analogy.

“The power level of wi-fi is much smaller,” says Robert Olsen, a Washington State University professor of electrical engineering, who thinks that the comparison is flawed. According to John Moulder, a professor of radiation oncology at the Medical College of Wisconsin and skeptic of many of the health charges that have been made concerning cellular phones, there are many more studies that don’t expose the detrimental effects of wi-fi than those that do. “A few people have claimed to have found effects, but a larger number have claimed the opposite,” Mr. Moulder says.

That means there are no definite answers to quell worries on either side of the argument, and that opens a world for other factors. Mehmet Unsoy, a consultant, and former chief wireless architect and vice president of technology at British Cellular service provider mm02, notes that even cellular studies that discount the potential for harm have followed subjects only for a few years, and have not examined the long-term implications of younger people being exposed.

WLANs expose people to only a tiny portion of the radiation that they are subjected to from TV, radio, microwave phone relays, wireless and cell phones, and other devices. According to Robert Cleveland, a scientist in the FCC’s office of engineering and technology, the average person is exposed to about one microwatt per square centimeter of RF (radio frequency) radiation in ordinary life. At a distance of two feet, using a worst-case calculation with the highest outputs allowable, an 802.11b (the most commonly used version of wi-fi) transmitter would deliver about double that. At the frequencies used by wi-fi, the FCC safety limit on RF exposure is 1,000 microwatts per square centimeter. Even with multiple wi-fi devices operating in the same room at even greater distances, there is relatively little RF exposure.

Another exacerbating factor on the part of the parents is a strong distrust of business and government. Mr. Baiman, for example claims “an enormous institutional and financial repression” on the part of wireless-related companies of additional information that would bear out the dangers of wi-fi. He dismisses Mr. Moulder as someone funded by the telecommunications industry.

Mr. Moulder says that he receives all of his funding from the National Cancer Institute, the National Cancer Society, and the American Heart Association, but understands the basis of mistrust. “People see things that look like scientific arguments and see references to papers that mention effects and cannot take them within the right context,” Mr. Moulder notes. “And it doesn’t help that scientists have sometimes lied to people in the past.” The tobacco industry is an obvious shadow that crosses the issue.

Should the distrust gain traction as it did in the cellular industry, wi-fi companies and hotspot operators might find similar lawsuits growing faster than the alleged tumors that plagued the phone companies. Except these would be real.